Just when you think she's hit rock-bottom, she finds some fresh dirt and keeps on shoveling down...
When Lindsay Lohan was first seen driving around in a $100,000 Maserati, I immediately figured Samantha Ronson was leasing it for her, considering that Ronson is the only one of the two currently making any sort of money (for plugging in her iPod and looking bored. Yeah, must be nice...).
Well, I was wrong.
TMZ says that the car is owned by
porn producer Dennis DeSantis. Some of DeSantis' classy works include Origami So Horny. Destined to be a classic!
After Lohan's assistant busted the car by driving into a Subaru, DeSantis just shrugged it off, paid the $10,000 for it to get repaired and allowed our little train wreck to keep driving it.
DeSantis also claims he lent her the car "just because."
There's no strings attached.
PFFFFFFFFTTT! PLEASE! Even in L.A., porn producers are given the side-eye!
I wouldn't be shocked if when I was trolling the adult section of my video store, I saw Lohan's face on the cover of titles like
A Prairie Whore Companion and
Freaky Friday.
Dina Lohan will be so proud. No, she really will be. I wasn't being sarcastic.
I guess we all find our place in this world, eventually...
