Domino's Employees of the Year

If you live in New York -- home of the family-owned pizzeria -- and still order from Domino's, especially after seeing this, you deserve to get bird flu. Seriously.

Kristy and Michael shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross stuff to the food at Domino's. These two Einsteins then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday.

They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.

The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his buttcrack with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan.

Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy buttcrack? Well, now you have your answer.

Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.

One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right?

Click here to see all of their masterpieces.

Now THIS is CLASSY!

Today's celebrity photo is of Popeye's Chicken. This is the hotness right here. It makes people do wrong things for it. A young mother in Jacksonville, FL knows all about the classiness.

The young woman -- let's give her a really CLASSY name, like Marianne (HA!) -- was closing up a Popeye's with her boyfriend when a few dudes in a Pontiac started following them.

Marianne's chicken brings all the boys to the yard!

She says they started shouting at her, "GIVE US THE CHICKEN!"

Aw. I remember in the old days when strange, creepy old men in cars would shout that at my friends and I while we were walking down the street.

Anyway, these guys wanted Marianne's Popeye's Chicken! Marianne kept on walking.

After a few minutes, the dudes sped off. Marianne and her man kept on walking home thinking they were gone, but the dudes reappeared and this time they stepped their game up. They pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot Marianne if she didn't give up the chicken!

Marianne's boyfriend begged them not to shoot her, because she's two months pregnant (said in the best Maury Povich voice: You are NOT the father!). Marianne and her boyfriend got on the floor and that's when the poultry robbers stole her chicken and her purse.

They only took her purse because they probably thought she had some biscuits in there.

The police are currently looking for the chicken thieves.

Dog Saves Little Person

Okay, Hollywood can now stop remaking every classic known to man, because here's an epic original story that's begging to be turned into a silver-screen trilogy. It has everything you need: a lost midget, a chihuahua, a forest, helicopters, friendship and true love! And it happened in real life! Mary-Kate Olsen, call your agent!

It all started when the 45-year-old tiny lady who goes by the name of Beverley Burkitt decided to go for a morning walk with her chihuahua, Pebbles, near the camp site they were staying at in North Wales. Beverley went deep into the forest before realizing she dropped her cell phone somewhere. She also realized she was lost! Instead of getting lost even more, Beverley sat down with Pebbles and waited for help to come. They weren't found until the next morning after a ground team and helicopters were sent out.

3'8" Beverley thanks 7" Pebbles for keeping her safe and warm through the night. She told The Sun, “Pebbles lay across my legs overnight and kept me warm. I was wearing a coat but it wasn’t as warm as Pebbles. I wasn’t too worried as I knew I’d be found sooner or later."

Don't ask me how Beverley got lost in a forest. I was under the impression that little people knew their way around every forest. Like it was a gene they were born with. But thankfully, Pebbles was there. This is why you should bring a chihuahua with you wherever you go. They SAVE lives! Although, something tells me after a few hours Pebbles was starting to look at Beverley like she was a delicious chicken wing.

MUPPET MASSACRE!!

Where was PETA when you really, really needed them?! There's a sack of flour somewhere waiting to unload itself all over this butchery!

The models at Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fashion show in Paris last night walked down the runway wearing the decapitated heads and hides of our beloved Muppet friends. Even Fozzie. NOT FOZZIE!

The Most Beautiful Cat in the History of the World Since Time Was First Recorded

Everyone, meet Ugly Bat Boy!

This kitty has become a breakout star in his hometown of Exeter, NH, because of his obviously stunning good looks.

Ugly Bat Boy was given as a present to the owner of a veterinary clinic, Dr. Bassett, and since then, people have come in every day to take pictures of him with their cell phones. (The cat, I mean...not the vet...)

Here's a video of Ugly Bat Boy in action!

Recommended Show: Great Depression Cooking With Clara

Well, as we all know, the economy is in a mess...but if you're tired of making soup from ketchup packets and old shoes, you need to tune into Great Depression Cooking with Clara!

Rachael Ray, WHO?

93-year-old Clara is the star of her own YouTube series where she teaches us recipes from the Great Depression. Clara makes everything from cooked bread, pasta with peas, depression breakfast and poorman's meal (below).

Hello, Pinky!

Everyone, say hello to Pinky!

Pinky was first discovered by a charter boat on Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana in 2007. What some scientists are saying is the world's first "pink" Bottlenose dolphin has been spotted again in the same area.

But some scientists say that Pinky is actually an albino dolphin, because he has pink eyes.

You make the call.

Either way, he's a cutie!