Kelis Postpones Court Date to Give Birth

Kelis gave birth to her first child - a boy - yesterday, when she and husband Nas were both due to appear in court. The two artists are in the midst of a bitter divorce, filed when Kelis was seven months pregnant. At her request, Nas was not allowed to witness the birth of his son, named Knight.

Sean Penn Withdraws Motion for Divorce

Sean Penn has withdrawn his motion for divorce from wife Robin Wright Penn. Wasn't he hooking up with a younger starlet just last week? Wasn't that affair during separation the 'final straw' according to many Hollywood insiders?

True of false, what does that say for Robin Wright Penn if she takes Sean back? Just saying.

What is Sean's explanation for it all? In a quote to the Daily News he says, "It was an arrogant mistake." Now if anyone knows Sean, he is arrogant. So he could have just said it was a mistake, or "I was just being me."

So the game begins. Now Robin Wright Penn has 30 days to stick it to Sean or eat crow herself. Stay tuned, this is about to get good. The reality is Robin can walk with a lot of cash in spousal support. I wonder what the new Vegas odds (prop bet) are now?

And another one bites the dust...again...

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have broken up for the 4325879th time.

Shanna and Travis got married in 2004. Most of you stopped caring about them in 2005. Shanna filed for divorce in 2006. They tried to make it work in 2007. Their divorce became official in 2008. They got back together again in 2009. And now we're here.

A source said they broke up last night in true trailer trash fashion. They had some stupid fight about Gerard Butler and the cops had to be called. Travis accused Shanna of sleeping with Gerard while he was in the hospital after the jet crash. Last night, Shanna claims her Twitter was hacked into and the evildoer posted that vicious, horrible rumor while Travis was recovering.

(Just for the record, it's not cheating if it's with Gerard Butler. It's your duty as a human being with a pulse!)

Shanna denies she ever cheated on Travis. She also said (through her publicist), "Shanna is tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press."

(Try not to laugh...)

Of course she will handle it like a mature adult by passing notes to Travis during detention through Twitter. That's how they're currently handling it, anyway. Travis and Shanna have been posting quotes they probably got out of a fortune cookie. Example: “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

I know, so profound.

Shanna's next post is totally going to be, "Confucious says 'Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.'"