Artie Lange Hospitalized for Attempted Suicide

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt. His mother found him in his Hoboken apartment covered in blood after suffering six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. She called 911 and surgeons were able to save his life despite the blood loss.

Stern has spoken little about Lange's condition, but did say, "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He's a good man. Don't forget how great he is." Lange has had battles with addiction in the past, to which Stern commented, "We all have our demons."

Alexa Ray Joel Hospitalized for Attempted Suicide

Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of musician Billy Joel and model Christie Brinkley, was taken to St. Vincent's hospital over the weekend after ingesting a large amount of sleeping pills in an apparent attempted suicide. Her father later reported that she was expected to make a full recovery, and was "never in any danger" because she was taken to the emergency room fast enough, after her roommate discovered that she had taken eight pills. Some reports claim that the 23-year-old may have been upset by a fight she had with her boyfriend. She has since been released from the hospital and is now with her father recovering.