Why So Classy? :: Megan Hauserman

Megan Hauserman needs to realize that if she's going to be on a Vh1 reality show, she's either going to get her butt kicked (if she's lucky) or she's going to catch some mutant strain of VD. More than that: you should know, as a person, that you don't mess with someone's family, especially someone who can answer the question, "You and what army?"

That's why Megan shouldn't be shocked that Sharon Osbourne poured wine on her head and yanked at her skanky weave after she called Ozzy "brain dead." The brawl went down on the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show a little while ago and now Megan is suing over it.

TMZ says Megan filed the lawsuit yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court. Megan is suing for "for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress."

Emotional distress?! Battery? This is coming from someone who kissed Bret Michaels and probably peeked under under his bandana. If that doesn't scar you for life, I don't know what does.